Jump Out of Your Skin

Despite ranking so well for Banana Picking nobody has yet to approach me to open a plantation here in Cork.  It simpy amazes me.  I have the SERPs and the business model all I need now is the right canny investor.

I just checked today and was shocked that I have slipped down the rankings for Banana Picking Ireland.  So the gloves are off and I am now focused completely on regaining my position for this competitive keyword.  As some members of Fianna Fail will be out of work in the near future then they may be looking for this type of job so here is my advice for these TDs who will soon be on the dole.

• You might as well be looking for a banana picking job as any other when you are out of the Dail as there aren’t many jobs for people whose CV includes ruining the country.
• All the dribble you said about re skilling and training is now largely irrelevant as the skills people have developed are now not wanted.  Currently the streets are full of tradesmen that your Government created as a result of an artificial property boom
• Planting banana trees is your best bet as Ireland needs some new ideas and approaches and I think that the banana tree is a good symbol as we as country now full of unemployed tradesmen now need to develop a new business strategy that is not boom dependent or flavour of the month

Looking for a job when you don’t have one is a terrible place to be in the current environment.  It is hard to start your own business and make a success when budgets are tight but I sincerely believe that people with an entrepreneurial spirit can flourish and make money.  With the right idea there are prospects for you.  Look at the toy market – every Christmas there are new must have ideas coming through and the products sell out early December.  For example these Zhu Zhu hamsters.  If someone told you that these are the must have item this year you would not believe them.

The product doesn’t have to be a high priced item if it sells high volume.  Take the iPhone and iPad app market.  Peiople are spending money on things like Angry Birds every day. So look around,  maybe Irish bananas isn’t such a bad idea.  Maybe this is a synonym for the way the country is at the moment.

Happy Picking…

Ok I have developed a fascination with Banana Picking as my primary SEO example so I have put it into this blog as well as my Grange Web Design blog.  The only reason is to show how people every day in forums and in chats on the phone to me are being fooled to think that they are ranking for their keywords and that this is good.

Hence the banana references here.  What you need to be aware of is the traffic.  Google Analytics can help you there and show the actual numbers of people that are hitting your site.

As a fruit Bananas are a good source of fiber, potassium and vitamin C.